Bye Baby Bunting

You know you are Catholic when.....

• you genuflect before entering your seat at the theater.
  

• every time you go into your pantry you feel a strange compulsion to cross yourself and say 'bless me father, for I have sinned ...
  
  
  
• you have an overwhelming compulsion to say, "And also with you," when Yoda says, "May the Force be with you."
  
  

• you can only recite the Creed when around large groups of people.
  
  
• someone says they're going to KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) and you think they are going to bingo at the K of C. (Knights of Columbus)
  
  
• asked you your favorite Madonna song and you say "Ave Maria"
  
  
• you have 40 aunts and uncles.
  
  
• you know more than 15 recipes for preparing tuna fish.
  
  
• you make the sign of the cross before shooting a free throw.
  
  
• you spend the first five minutes of the day untangling your scapular from your Miraculous Medalone
  
  
• most of your Crucifixes has five years worth of dried out palms stuck behind it.
  
  
• you know that the Rosary is not a fashion accessory
  
  
• you run all over town in November looking for pink and purple candles.
  
• you'd never tell anyone that the grill mark on your tortilla looks like the Blessed Virign Mary, but you still felt guilty after you'd eaten it
  
  
• you can whistle the Notre Dame college fight song