Friday, June 27, 2008

You know you are Catholic when.....


  • you genuflect before entering your seat at the theater.



  • every time you go into your pantry you feel a strange compulsion to cross yourself and say 'bless me father, for I have sinned ...


  • you have an overwhelming compulsion to say, "And also with you," when Yoda says, "May the Force be with you."


  • you can only recite the Creed when around large groups of people.

  • someone says they're going to KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) and you think they are going to bingo at the K of C. (Knights of Columbus)

  • asked you your favorite Madonna song and you say "Ave Maria"

  • you have 40 aunts and uncles.

  • you know more than 15 recipes for preparing tuna fish.

  • you make the sign of the cross before shooting a free throw.

  • you spend the first five minutes of the day untangling your scapular from your Miraculous Medalone

  • most of your Crucifixes has five years worth of dried out palms stuck behind it.

  • you know that the Rosary is not a fashion accessory

  • you run all over town in November looking for pink and purple candles.
  • you'd never tell anyone that the grill mark on your tortilla looks like the Blessed Virign Mary, but you still felt guilty after you'd eaten it

  • you can whistle the Notre Dame college fight song



    3 comments:

    Shelly said...

    here's another one [at least *i* do this all the time]:
    Calling a doctor "Fr. So-and-so" Yep, that's me!

    Balance Scale said...

    Hi


    Very informative post. I usually read your post.. Keep blogging. If you are looking for Balance Beam Scale then don’t forget to visit http://balancescale.org


    Thanks
    http://balancescale.org

    Baby Scale said...

    Hi


    Very informative post. I usually read your post.. Keep blogging. If you are looking for Baby and Toddler Scale then don’t forget to visit http://babyscalereviews.com/


    Thanks
    http://babyscalereviews.com/